friskygrandma:

but maybe, underneath it all, i am a hollaback girl

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twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

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wanktissue:

my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying 

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