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shouldnt:

Holy shit my Aunt is WASTED

(via timeof-our-livess)

haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

(via timeof-our-livess)

cloudlesswake:

so there’s a new teacher at my school named mr white

hes black

There was a teacher in my elementary school names Ms. White then she got engaged to someone named Mr. Green so during her engagement everyone called her Ms. Lime

(via forgave)

luckydreaming:

my anaconda don’t…

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my anaconda don’t…

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My anaconda dont’ want none unless you got buns hun

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(Source: batfag, via y0ungw1ldn1ka)

hippiebabysitterr:

today i heard 2 kids talking about buying fake IDs after school and so i started eavesdropping cuz u know thats big kid stuff and then one was like “yeah but is all this really worth it like im pretty sure the fake IDs cost more than the fish we r gonna buy”

to buy fish at petco u have to be 18 or older

they were going to get fakes to buy fish

(Source: lohnerism, via guy)

wigglytuffer:

dropping hints to bae that ur ready

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(via fuck-life-im-becoming-a-nudist)

woulds:

I love this man

(Source: bradbury-charlie, via freshliam)

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